May 2013
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spoken-not-written:
ladyhiddles:
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a-dash-of-hiddles:
Most of those face merge things actually make an average looking guy. But then there’s this:
I like how everyone just knows who’s faces are merged.
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nigerian:
[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”
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lokilovers:
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i love how tumblr is a bunch of really intellectual activists who understand politics, religion, sexuality, and literature better than most of the human population
but put an exceptionally attractive British man in front of them and everyone is reduced to
ALKSDJFLADSJFLJASLDJF;KSADJFLJSDLKFJS
OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU FACE SIR
UNF UNF UNF UNF GET NAKED IN MY...
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April 2013
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ninjabobnicole:
OH
CAPTAIN
MY
CAPTAIN
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ninjabobnicole:
OH
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MY
CAPTAIN
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lolsofunny:
sopranomonroe:
seventhtable:
thewomanwhoconsults:
forgetyeahcomics:
Romeo and Juliet is not a love story it’s a cautionary tale about how everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out
‘Everything would be better if you would just chill the fuck out’ - every play ever written by Shakespeare
“Yo, Hamlet. Chill the fuck out about your dad.”
“Yo, King Lear....
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so you say he can dance to anything
im...
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archangelgaybriel:
mikerotone:
cinnamontoastcrunchchallenge:
when i die, my tombstone wont say RIP
it will say VIP
That’s because they reserved a special place in hell for you
yeah the throne
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wonderfulrealmofdaintyl5:
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thewhoviancumberbabe:
/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/
Is this how the British prepare for battle?
This is how the British prepare for everything.
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March 2013
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attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm married and i have kids
attractive boy: hi i'm a +100,000 year old angel
attractive boy: hi i'm a 1200 year old timelord
attractive boy: hi i'm a highly-functioning sociopath and married to my flatmate
attractive boy: hi i just died cause I wanted freedom for france
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Plot twist: You wake up at platform 9 3/4, go through, climb into your closet at Hogwarts, end up in Narnia where you find a Hobbit hole in which The Doctor is waiting for you. He takes you to Asgard where you engage in a threesome with him and Loki. He finally takes you back to London at 221B baker street where you have tea with Sherlock and John. Then, you get killed by Moriarty and as you are dying, you can here it in the distance, Klaine singing "Carry On My Wayward Son". Then, you join Sam and Dean in hell. The End.
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How to achieve a bikini body:
emmugh:
Put a bikini on your body.
REBLOG IF YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO MAKE GIFS OR...
thedevilandthebeauty:
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heres to all the kids who have never found their...
lolsofunny:
LOL
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